Gross Quote by Craig Benzine Download Open image “Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.” — Craig Benzine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gross Illegal Inspirational Love Optional
I just like free stuff that's illegal to acquire. Any of it. Even if it's not fun. — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
Seems to be a deep instinct in human beings for making everything compulsory that isn't forbidden. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Popular culture as a whole is popular, but in today's fragmented market it's a jostle of competing unpopular popular cultures. As the critic Stanley… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
Sometimes I am a collector of data, and only a collector, and am likely to be gross and miserly, piling up notes, pleased with… — Charles Fort Copy Share Image
One would think that a system loaded with such gross and vulgar absurdities as Scripture religion is could never have obtained credit; yet we… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
There was but one question he left unasked, and it vibrated between his lines: if gross miscalculations of a person's value could occur on… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Only by being suspended aloft, by dangling my mind in the heavens and mingling my rare thought with the ethereal air, could I ever… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
His element is so fine Being sharpened by his death, To drink from the wine-breath While our gross palates drink from the whole wine. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Do yourself a favor and dont inbox me saying dirty freaking stuff. Its plain gross and keep it to yourself.You're like an immature five… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
So-called defense now absorbs sixty per cent of the national budget, and about twelve per cent of the Gross National Product. — George Wald Copy Share Image
It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
