Funny Quote by Craig Benzine Download Open image ““This quote will self-destruct in…4…3…2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?”” — Craig Benzine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Wheezy-waiter Wheezywaiter Youtube Youtuber
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Sorry I know its not a quote but when I saw this in the middle of R.E I was killing my self so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
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At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
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Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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