“How hard is that?” asked Dave. “He’s just a bird.” Cooper snorted. “About as hard as I got looking at your mom’s… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Circle of life, my disgusting friend. Get busy living or get the shit smashed out of you with a porno mag.” — Robert Bevan Circle of life Copy Share Image
“Your mom has run into a lot of men here,” said Cooper. “The big black ones were always her favorite.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, this is for the greater good,” said Floyd. “You want America’s children to grow up in a world full of… — Robert Bevan Cockroaches Copy Share Image
“I’m an eight hundred pound minotaur. Whether I trust you or not is inconsequential as long as we both know I could… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Oh my heavens!" said Julian's disembodied voice. "I seem to have pulled my big meaty hamstring! However will I deliver this basket… — Robert Bevan Humour Copy Share Image
“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.” — Robert Bevan Fart Copy Share Image
“The humans raped and/or ate the emissaries.” “Oh.” Julian frowned. “A minor detour, but we’re back on the road I thought we… — Robert Bevan Raped Copy Share Image
“Annie grinned at her two silent companions, then at Julian. “One of you must give me your seed.” All residual chuckles from… — Robert Bevan Friendship Copy Share Image
“He grinned broadly to himself. He’d show Bucky who was productive. Hell, he might even put on pants today.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Her breasts hung like a couple of moldy pomegranates in crusty tube socks.” — Robert Bevan Breasts Copy Share Image
“His ears were assaulted by a roar like a lion getting raped by an elephant.” — Robert Bevan Assaulted Copy Share Image
“We’ve already got our night planned. We’re going to eat Chinese food, get high as fuck, and watch Twin Peaks.” — Robert Bevan Chinese food Copy Share Image
“You may very well be the Everest of stupid assholes, but your friends are the rest of the Himalayas.” Cooper” — Robert Bevan Everest Copy Share Image
“That’s quality programming. It’s on the Arts and Entertainment Network.” — Robert Bevan Art Copy Share Image
“Summoning a demon was a fairly complicated process, but Bucky knew all too well that summoning a carload of assholes was as… — Robert Bevan Summoning Demon Copy Share Image
“NES?” asked Julian, proud of himself for at least remembering what RPG meant. Tim sighed. “Nintendo Entertainment System. Jesus, didn’t you have… — Robert Bevan Remembering Rpg Copy Share Image
