Quote by Robert Bevan Download Open image ““His ears were assaulted by a roar like a lion getting raped by an elephant.”” — Robert Bevan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There is no animal that can intimidate a lion to act against his will.” — Mwanandeke Kindembo Copy Share Image
“A lady lion-tamer put her head in a lion's mouth last week, and he bit it off. If a lion attempted to put his… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
“the lion sleeps in the sun. its nose on its paws. it can kill a man.” — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
“There was something about the sound of a man in pain that resembled the sound of a wounded animal.” — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
“A long time ago, before the time of men, when animals and birds ruled the world, the birds saw that animals had the lion… — Tendai Huchu Copy Share Image
“It’s more like he was an ant in the land of elephants. Nobody would notice his presence, no matter how much noise he might… — B. Barmanbek Copy Share Image
“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Circle of life, my disgusting friend. Get busy living or get the shit smashed out of you with a porno mag.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Oh my heavens!" said Julian's disembodied voice. "I seem to have pulled my big meaty hamstring! However will I deliver this basket of raw… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“I’m an eight hundred pound minotaur. Whether I trust you or not is inconsequential as long as we both know I could kill you… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Annie grinned at her two silent companions, then at Julian. “One of you must give me your seed.” All residual chuckles from his friends… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, this is for the greater good,” said Floyd. “You want America’s children to grow up in a world full of giant masturbating… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“How hard is that?” asked Dave. “He’s just a bird.” Cooper snorted. “About as hard as I got looking at your mom’s Pornhub videos.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“Your mom has run into a lot of men here,” said Cooper. “The big black ones were always her favorite.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“He grinned broadly to himself. He’d show Bucky who was productive. Hell, he might even put on pants today.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“The humans raped and/or ate the emissaries.” “Oh.” Julian frowned. “A minor detour, but we’re back on the road I thought we were on.”… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“NES?” asked Julian, proud of himself for at least remembering what RPG meant. Tim sighed. “Nintendo Entertainment System. Jesus, didn’t you have a childhood?… — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
“That’s quality programming. It’s on the Arts and Entertainment Network.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
