Food Quote by Juju Download Open image “If one eats beans, he farts to kill” — Juju ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Food
“Slick, come up to the crow's nest for some fresh air? Can't blame you. Those beans served at lunch may be Hitler's latest secret… — Dane Hatchell Copy Share Image
Experience has taught me to believe that, these human beans are the most insidious enemies man, with a tendency to corpulence in advanced life,… — William Banting Copy Share Image
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart? — Lucky Luciano Copy Share Image
If there are 2 people in an elevator, and one farts, everyone knows who did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every great man there was a woman but behind every women there were men — Juju Copy Share Image
If one thinks putting all his pride in the dimension of his organ is the key to getting women, he shall with difficulty find… — Juju Copy Share Image
I guess it is by studying professional athletes that scientists have come to the conclusion that brain is not a muscle — Juju Copy Share Image
I love my haters, it's weird if you asked me. Well that's cause I'm motivated by whoever is against me. — Juju Copy Share Image
I am really looking forward to meeting you but some of my body parts are willing to be introduce first — Juju Copy Share Image
I would like to adress my sincere regards to Baumgartner, the hero that went higher than any drugs can take you to. — Juju Copy Share Image
Now that it's Spring, bitches think that they're now obliged to jump into conclusions. — Juju Copy Share Image
A sentence only expressing one's emotions towards an individual is not a quote but a lack of poetry — Juju Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation.… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
To me, Caribbean food is about fresh, seasonal produce - using what's in season to create vibrant and great tasting food. The spicing is… — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Things live and die, and then someone processes them into edible portions. This is a complete telling of the story, 'Food.' The basic plot… — David Fahrenthold Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Comfort food is really anything you want at that time. That said, I really love Naple-style pizza. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food. — Warren Cuccurullo Copy Share Image
What keeps me motivated is not the food itself but all the bonds and memories the food represents. — Michael Chiarello Copy Share Image
