Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great they smell.…

— D. B. Weiss

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food.…

— Megan Fox

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person…

— Paul Auster

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

— Karl Pilkington

Farts are backstories

— Nikhil Saluja

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds…

— Mel Brooks

Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!

— Shane Dawson

I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.

— Thomas Middleditch