Arses Quote by Karl Pilkington

A fart is a wish your butt make.

— Nikhil Saluja

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja

That has less significance than a dog's fart.

— Mao Zedong

A fart in the face is love.

— James Kidd

Only an 'asshole' can fart in someone's face.

— Nikhil Saluja

Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way.

— Nikhil Saluja

They say shitting is call of nature…does that means FARTING is a misscall!!

— Anonymous

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person…

— Paul Auster

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about…

— Demetri Martin

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

— Dana Gould

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut