Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
