People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really.… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
