Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing. — Lady Sovereign Copy Share Image
I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived! — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse. — George Galloway Copy Share Image
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases. — Algernon Sidney Copy Share Image
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being… — Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Copy Share Image
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse… — Wilbur Smith Copy Share Image
Well, we went through a lot of names. But seeing as, musically, I wanted to swing through the jungle baring my arse,… — Murdoc Niccals Copy Share Image
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
People think stage school is a little star factory but the truth is kids like me learned about being in a team… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm a smart arse who can solve any bloody problem. I'm not. I'm just a very old businessman and a… — John Harvey-Jones Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
You know that scene at the beginning (of 'Pirate Radio') where I take The Count a cup of tea in the studio,… — Tom Sturridge Copy Share Image
I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
It's basically against the whole idea of what always made rock&roll music interesting to me. I thought it was an unassailable outlet… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens. — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high. — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big… — Tamsin Greig Copy Share Image
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up… — Anthony Foley Copy Share Image
