I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't… — Sean Michael Wilson Copy Share Image
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph… — Rankin Copy Share Image
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up… — Anthony Foley Copy Share Image
I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being… — Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Copy Share Image
As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse. — George Galloway Copy Share Image
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Every writer has to make an emotional journey from artist sitting in attic to being part of a business. The writer of… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm a smart arse who can solve any bloody problem. I'm not. I'm just a very old businessman and a… — John Harvey-Jones Copy Share Image
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
You know that scene at the beginning (of 'Pirate Radio') where I take The Count a cup of tea in the studio,… — Tom Sturridge Copy Share Image
I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing. — Lady Sovereign Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We need to get past the point where being black and a male means that I am likely to mug you for… — John Amaechi Copy Share Image
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People think stage school is a little star factory but the truth is kids like me learned about being in a team… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
