Arses Quote by Benjamin Franklin Download Open image “The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.” — Benjamin Franklin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arses Idols Inspirational Monarchs Obliged Thrones
“Kings and philosophers shit, and so do ladies. Even on the highest throne in the world, we are seated still upon our arses.” — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
For my own part, I adhere to the maxim of antiquity, that the throne is a glorious sepulchre. — Theodora Copy Share Image
There will never Queen sit in my seat with more zeal to my country, care to my subjects and that will sooner with willingness venture her life for your good and safety than myself. For it is my desire to live nor reign no longer than my life and reign shall be for your good. And though you have had,… — Elizabeth I Copy Share
“He’s no king,” I said. “Rulers aren’t made just because they sit on the throne. A true king serves his people, protects them, and… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“When you set aside mere names & come down to realities, you find that we are ruled by a King just as other absolute… — Arthur L. Scott Copy Share Image
The queen and I always got on well, still do; I uphold everything Her Majesty represents, has given up her life for. It's her… — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the water they loved to drink. This good man, Noah, having seen that all his contemporaries had perished by this unpleasant drink, took a dislike to it; and God, to relieve his dryness, created the vine and… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share
Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom you must account. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Flowers are the alphabet of angels, whereby they write on the hills and fields mysterious truths. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in duration. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I have thought that wild flowers might be the alphabet of angels, — whereby they write on hills and fields mysterious truths, which it… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
How do you become better tomorrow? By improving yourself, the world is made better. Be not afraid of growing too slowly. Be afraid of… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“But on the whole, though I never arrived at the perfection I had been so ambitious of obtaining, but fell far short of it, yet I was, by the endeavour, a better and happier man than I otherwise should have been had I not attempted it; as those who aim at perfect writing by imitating the engraved copies, their hand… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share
The good particular men may do separately, in relieving the sick, is small, compared with what they may do collectively. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share
When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the… — Sean Michael Wilson Copy Share Image
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important… — Rankin Copy Share Image
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley Copy Share Image
I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also be a pain in the arse because it gets in the way of the quiet, contemplative time every writer needs, but which is particularly important when you are a new writer finding your own voice, and… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one. — Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Copy Share Image
