It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big… — Tamsin Greig Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Royce Hart Copy Share Image
Yeah loads of bruises and welts, usually around the hip, arse, thigh region and elbows. Elbows got knocked up big time, but… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea].… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
There’s no way I’m going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse. — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a… — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore Copy Share Image
A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan,… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
There's a gang of boys on bikes blocking the road ahead. They've got their hoods up, cigarettes shielded. The sky's a really… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one. There is great wisdom in this... but… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
It's no go the picture palace, it's no go the stadium, It's no go the country cot with a pot of pink… — Louis MacNeice Copy Share Image
