I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitively, and something goes… — Graham Swift Copy Share Image
The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse… — Wilbur Smith Copy Share Image
If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows it. The… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases. — Algernon Sidney Copy Share Image
I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived! — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those,… — Christine McVie Copy Share Image
Well, we went through a lot of names. But seeing as, musically, I wanted to swing through the jungle baring my arse,… — Murdoc Niccals Copy Share Image
I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now… — Susannah Constantine Copy Share Image
The shrill voices of those who give orders Are full of fear like the squeakings of Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as… — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high. — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
It's basically against the whole idea of what always made rock&roll music interesting to me. I thought it was an unassailable outlet… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
Who was it recently invented some machine that will enable her to sign a book from 5,000 miles away? Margaret Atwood. Get… — Nicholas Royle Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that I'd helped people all over the world to question the things they otherwise would have accepted as… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens. — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
