Arses Quote by John Lahr Download Open image “The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.” — John Lahr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arses Theatre
Theatre is a bastard form. I'm always proud of that. That's what makes it taste of life. — David Farr Copy Share Image
Unless the theatre can ennoble you, make you a better person, you should flee from it. — Constantin Stanislavski Copy Share Image
I'm not particularly precious about the theatrical experience any more. — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
I'd feel bad if I had you come into a theater and you leave feeling ripped off. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
The nice thing about the theatre is you can always change it. With a movie, once it's there, you're stuck with it. — James Lapine Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy the theatre. I don't go. Don't like going in the back door or the front. — Timothy Spall Copy Share Image
The British playwright Nina Raine is one of her generation's most promising talents. — John Lahr Copy Share Image
Broadway shows in New York draw two times the attendance of all New York sports teams put together. — John Lahr Copy Share Image
The pigeons are shitting on George M. Cohan. I shoo them off. They fly up and perch on his hat. Cohan would've never given… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
I go to the theatre expecting to have a good time. I want each play and performance to take me somewhere. Naturally, this doesn't… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
Dame Edna is that rarest sighting in our time of the absolute comic, an inspired personification of caprice whose comedy answered the primal call… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
We were postwar middle-class white kids living in the slipstream of the greatest per-capita rise in income in the history of Western civilization; we… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
Momentum was part of the exhilaration and the exhaustion of the twentieth century which Coward decoded for the British but borrowed wholesale from the… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
Death of a Salesman' is a brilliant taxonomy of the spiritual atrophy of mid-twentieth-century white America. — John Lahr Copy Share Image
I detest literature. I abominate the theatre. I have a horror of culture. I am only interested in magic! — John Lahr Copy Share Image
In 1957, 'West Side Story' had introduced the musical to the reckless dark side of teen-age life; 'Bye Bye Birdie,' set in Sweet Apple, Ohio, where the citizens apparently dress mostly in chartreuse, mauve, orange, periwinkle, and turquoise, was a walk on the bright side. — John Lahr Copy Share
The New Yorker's' drama critics have always had a comparable authority because, for the most part, the magazine made it a practice to employ… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share
When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the… — Sean Michael Wilson Copy Share Image
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important… — Rankin Copy Share Image
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley Copy Share Image
I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also be a pain in the arse because it gets in the way of the quiet, contemplative time every writer needs, but which is particularly important when you are a new writer finding your own voice, and… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one. — Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Copy Share Image
