Arses Quote by Stewart Francis Download Open image “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West” — Stewart Francis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arses Enough Huge Kim Kim K Kim kardashian West
There's barely a strand of the modern media that the Kardashian-Wests haven't been able to master, and for good reason: Kanye is an amazing… — Anna Wintour Copy Share Image
Honestly, we've known Kanye forever. He's been a great family friend. I love Kanye...I don't know what happens with Kim. — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
I love the Kanye West, I respect the Kanye West, but his wife look like fat penguin. She eat too much cheeseburger and she… — The Iron Sheik Copy Share Image
I mean, Kim used to be a leper in the fashion community, and now they embrace her and she's on the cover of Vogue,… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is a major player coming off of a reality show, and nobody can turn a blind eye to what she's accomplished, no… — Shemar Moore Copy Share Image
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived. — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world. — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down. — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice. — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear. — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the… — Sean Michael Wilson Copy Share Image
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important… — Rankin Copy Share Image
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley Copy Share Image
I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one. — Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Copy Share Image
