Arses Quote by Billy Connolly Download Open image ““A fart is just your arse applauding.”” — Billy Connolly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arses Fart Funny Humor
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“That is a fart without wind....." in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.” — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God,… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the… — Sean Michael Wilson Copy Share Image
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important… — Rankin Copy Share Image
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley Copy Share Image
I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. — Keith Miller Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one. — Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Copy Share Image
