I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Film and TV V.I.P, seeker of the peace, part time chandelier cleaner, a legend in his own time, oppressor of champions, soldier… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God,… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
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