Cows Quote by Billy Connolly Download Open image “Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?” — Billy Connolly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cows Empowerment Inspirational Milk Psychics Thinking Time
Is wondering exactly what the individual who discovered milk was initially doing with the cow.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to… — Sam Torode Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when… — Calvin & Hobbes Copy Share Image
Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My sister and brother-in-law were very impressed with how the cows were milked. — Joanne Hoyt Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and… — Sarah Waters Copy Share Image
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon Copy Share Image
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God,… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford Copy Share Image
In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls. — Pafnuty Chebyshev Copy Share Image
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Spring comes with joyous laugh, and song, and sunshine, and the burnt sacrifice of the over-ripe boot and the hoary overshoe. The cowboy and… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
Talking to animals' isn't a matter of words used, it is a matter of your thoughts, your expression, and above all the tone of… — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. Like a mother, it feeds you on your journey. Therefore… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The velocity of light occupies an extraordinary place in modern physics. It is lèse-majesté to make any criticism of the velocity of light. It… — Anthony Standen Copy Share Image