Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

— Billy Connolly

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

— Hussein Nishah

“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to…

— Sam Torode

My sister and brother-in-law were very impressed with how the cows were milked.

— Joanne Hoyt

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

— Ann Landers

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

I know you ain't never milked a cow before.

— Justin Moore

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin