Advice Quote by Hussein Nishah

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

Is wondering exactly what the individual who discovered milk was initially doing with the cow..

— Anonymous

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

— Billy Connolly

“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to…

— Sam Torode

My sister and brother-in-law were very impressed with how the cows were milked.

— Joanne Hoyt

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

— Grant Wood

“During the film (long, miserable) he takes her hand and squeezes rhythmically as if he's milking a cow.  She's distracted by wondering if he…

— Lesley Glaister

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and…

— Sarah Waters

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin