Quote by Sam Torode

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

— Billy Connolly

Is wondering exactly what the individual who discovered milk was initially doing with the cow..

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

— Hussein Nishah

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

“Most humans who have walked this earth never drank a drop of nonhuman milk.”

— Gabrielle Palmer

“I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.”

— Kambiz Mostofizadeh

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“everyone knows that cows produce the milk that makes the best cheese.  One day, Big”

— Anonymous

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin