Quote by George R.R. Martin

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.”

— Kambiz Mostofizadeh

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“She liked the idea of a place belonging to the cows, no ownership of human ego.”

— Aporva Kala

“I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.”

— Abigail Roux

“It was a fine cow, as cows go, but, like so many cows, it lacked sustained dramatic interest.”

— P. G. Wodehouse

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Have you found the milk,” he asked, “or must I venture out in search of a cow?”

— Julia Quinn

“Cows...weren't like people, with feelings of lonesomeness and worrying about what might happen next. That was just people, wasn't it? Sure, you could scare…

— Katherine Paterson

“If cows wouldn't eat it, I won't play on it.”

— Willie Mays

“It seemed odd no one had thought of it before but in general there is no accounting for the bovine stupidity of mankind.”

— Zachary Mason

“Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.”

— Jarod Kintz