Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

“Very few things escape my attention in the springlands—even the plucking of a flower.” I looked at the cowslip guiltily.”

— Margaret Rogerson

“She liked the idea of a place belonging to the cows, no ownership of human ego.”

— Aporva Kala

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“Cows...weren't like people, with feelings of lonesomeness and worrying about what might happen next. That was just people, wasn't it? Sure, you could scare…

— Katherine Paterson

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“It seemed odd no one had thought of it before but in general there is no accounting for the bovine stupidity of mankind.”

— Zachary Mason

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“Sometimes it frightens me how much I enjoy behaving like a complete cow.”

— Sarra Manning

“Even as a cow she was lovely.”

— Ovid

“I stared back—cows are the few animals that really seem to see you.”

— Gillian Flynn

“I figured it out this afternoon, when they let me take a walk around the grounds, that these cows are stupid. Bovine. I knew…

— Jo Walton

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett