Cows Quote by Bill Watterson

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

I wonder who looked at a cows utters and said I am going to squeeze thoose and drink what comes out.

— Author Name

“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to…

— Sam Torode

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

— Billy Connolly

“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and…

— Sarah Waters

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who…

— Bill Watterson

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

— Shmuel Yosef Agnon

Is wondering exactly what the individual who discovered milk was initially doing with the cow..

— Anonymous

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry