Cows Quote by Author Name

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

“You drink whatever comes your way if it’s not poison, fuck the cleanest cunt, never the cheapest, a land offers you and trust no…

— Angelo Tsanatelis

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom

Being on tour sends me crazy, I drink too much and out comes the John Mcenroe in me.

— Chrissie Hynde

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

— Douglas Coupland

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and…

— Karl Pilkington

Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in…

— Alex Ferguson

To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.

— Pafnuty Chebyshev

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the…

— Bryan Callen

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers…

— David Ogilvy