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Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who…

— Bill Watterson

Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

When cows laugh does milk come out of their nose?

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“the beholders.' " 70. They said, "Call upon your Lord for us to make plain to us what it is. Verily to us all…

— Dr Muhammad Muhsin Khan

“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and…

— Sarah Waters

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

— Anonymous