Quote by Ur Mom

I wonder who looked at a cows utters and said I am going to squeeze thoose and drink what comes out.

— Author Name

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who…

— Bill Watterson

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow!”

— Raine Miller

I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.

— Anonymous

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“Think about cows think about cows think about delicious fat cows. . .”

— Tui T. Sutherland

“you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler