Quote by Bill Watterson

There's something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we're doing. Milk is kind of gross.

— Jordan Peele

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

I wonder who looked at a cows utters and said I am going to squeeze thoose and drink what comes out.

— Author Name

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I…

— Devon Aoki

“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to…

— Sam Torode

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.

— Andrew Schneider

“This is another one that perplexes me. "Would you like your milk in a bag?" "No, I think it's fine inside that plastic jug,…

— Neil Leckman

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous