Funny Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler

“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow!”

— Raine Miller

“IM THE COW BOY OF AMERICA!”

— Gerard Way

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“A man of self respect doesn't turn into a milch cow for anybody.”

— Ayn Rand

“News flash, horses poop about fifty pounds of manure a day. That’s per horse. Of course cows poop about three times that, so we…

— Susan Mallery

“When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has been killed. But if someone asked you to…

— Anya Wylde

“Be the slaughterhouse for sacred cows.”

— Cassandra Duffy

You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you

— Lil Wayne

“He called me a piece of cow poop!" "Oh, really?" I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah! I was just talking to him, and he was…

— Kenzie Western