Cows Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

“I've never done any cattle-liftin', but it seems to me-e-e that one might just as well be stalky about a thing as not.”

— Rudyard Kipling

“You can tell all you need to know about someone from the way cows are around him.”

— Gary D. Schmidt

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”

— Christopher Farnsworth

“Cows are beautiful, RESPECT AND LOVE THEM!”

— Abby Buter

“I figured it out this afternoon, when they let me take a walk around the grounds, that these cows are stupid. Bovine. I knew…

— Jo Walton

“Sometimes it frightens me how much I enjoy behaving like a complete cow.”

— Sarra Manning

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“Very few things escape my attention in the springlands—even the plucking of a flower.” I looked at the cowslip guiltily.”

— Margaret Rogerson

“If you are not interested in your own country’s problems, than what difference remains between you and a cow eating grass in a quiet…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Sacred cows don’t tip easily.”

— John Corvino