“There are moments in the life of every man when the impulse attacks him to sacrifice his future to the alluring gratification… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Mother always used to say, 'If you want to succeed in life, please the women. They are the real bosses. The men… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I've found, as a general rule of life, that the things you think are going to be the scaliest nearly always turn… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There is enough sadness in life without having fellows like Gussie Fink-Nottle going about in sea boots.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He was a Frenchman, a melancholy-looking man. His aspect was that of one who has been looking for the leak in a… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Schopenhauer says that all the suffering in the world can’t be mere chance. Must be meant. He says life’s a mixture of… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Writing my books I enjoy. It is the thinking them out that is apt to blot the sunshine from my life.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“In private life, Lottie Blossom tended to substitute for wistfulness and pathos a sort of “Passed-For-Adults-Only” joviality which expressed itself outwardly in… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“In these days in which we live, when existence has become a thing of infinite complexity and fate, if it slips us… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“And you call yourself a pal of mine!" "Yes, I know; but there are limits." "Bertie," said Bingo reproachfully, "I saved your… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I was conscious of a passing pang for the oyster world, feeling--and I think correctly--that life for these unfortunate bivalves must be… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Take it for all in all, a representative gathering of Twing life and thought. The Nibs were whispering in a pleased manner… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Fond as he was of Pongo, Lord Ickenham could not see him as a breaker of hearts. Yet it appeared plain that… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Life in the country, with its lack of intellectual stimulus, has caused his natural feebleness of mind to reach a stage which… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Love, Miss Halliday, is a delicate plant. It needs tending, nurturing, assiduous fostering. This cannot be done by throwing the breakfast bacon at a… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“In these days in which we live, when existence has become a thing of infinite complexity and fate, if it slips us a bit… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Good Lord, Jeeves! Is there anything you don’t know?’ ‘I couldn’t say, sir.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Ask the first lion cub you meet, and it will tell you that, once you’ve tasted blood, there is no pulling up, and it’s… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Too often on such occasions one feels, as I feel so strongly with regard to poor old Stilton, that the kindly thing to do… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“My late Uncle Henry, you see, was by way of being the blot on the Wooster escutcheon. An extremely decent chappie personally, and one… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“...he switched on the [flashlight]. When he did so, he instantly became the center attraction to a rowdy mob of those gnats, moths, and… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Conversationally, I am like a clockwork toy. I have to be set going.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“One of the advantages a sister has when arguing with a brother is that she is under no obligation to be tactful. If she… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Liz," said Mr. Cootes, lost in admiration, "when it comes to doping out a scheme, you're the snake's eyebrows!” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
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