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“...Oh, and he groped your face. Sounds like true love to me.' 'He didn't grope my face. We were talking. And he also bought…

— Elizabeth Scott

“Goddammit!” he shouted. “Well, what am I supposed to do with it now?” “You could shove it up your ass and pretend you’re a…

— Ernest Cline

“When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has been killed. But if someone asked you to…

— Anya Wylde

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“She turned her head to look up at him. “This isn’t funny. I’m sure I threw up a cow. If I have to do…

— Mila Rossi

“you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“A cow of an awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“He seemed to notice for the first time that we weren't exactly rushing to his side, but were mainly watching him as a zoo…

— Yahtzee Croshaw

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

“Oh,” Lauren added, “and to make my life even more perfect, this idiot boy—the dude who was at the dining-table when you dropped me…

— Robert Muchamore

“Oh." He sat in confused silence for a few seconds. "Can I ask you a very serious question?" "I rather you didn't," I said.…

— Katie Alender