““Oh,” Lauren added, “and to make my life even more perfect, this idiot boy—the dude who was at the dining-table when you dropped me off—found out that I’m a vegetarian and hid a piece of bacon in my cornflakes.” John laughed. “It’s not funny,” Lauren said firmly. “I’ve got a piece of dead animal inside me. It makes me queasy just thinking about it.” “Got lots of bits of dead animal inside me,” John said.””