[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':]… — Bess Truman Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping… — Vanessa Carlton Copy Share Image
The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
My lord, lawyers are a dangerous species of animals till ha'e any dependence upon--they are always starting punctilios and deeficulties among friends.… — Charles Macklin Copy Share Image
All sorts of dung and compost contain some matter which, when mixed with the soil, ferments therein; and by such ferment dissolves,… — Jethro Tull Copy Share Image
The new wrinkle is that escalating advances in technology are nourishing the narcissistic ego the way chicken manure nourishes a rose bush,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Strange that so few ever come to the woods to see how the pine lives and grows and spires, lifting its evergreen… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? — George Erik Rupp Copy Share Image
And as to you Death, and you bitter hug of mortality, it is idle to try to alarm me.... And as to… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. — Alan Kay Copy Share Image
Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it — J. R. D. Tata Copy Share Image
You could say that as I've gotten more mature, I've acquired more manure. — Robert Parish Copy Share Image
You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death...to observe skulls and skeletons and to wonder what… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure. — Emile Zola Copy Share Image
What are we doing down here? We prepare the blossoms of tomorrow. We all manure future humanity. — Leo Errera Copy Share Image
What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure? — George Segal Copy Share Image
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
By raising tall trees for windbreaks, citrus underneath, and a green manure cover down on the surface, I have found a way… — Masanobu Fukuoka Copy Share Image
“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
