“Like me!" I said. "I have to work hard, too. Why, I haven't thrown manure in over two months!” — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
If you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure. — Moliere Copy Share Image
“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The more fodder, the more flesh; the more flesh, the more manure; the more manure, the more grain. — Justus von Liebig Copy Share Image
You could say that as I've gotten more mature, I've acquired more manure. — Robert Parish Copy Share Image
Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of… — Ezra Pound Copy Share Image
A manure containing several ingredients acts in this wise: The effect of all of them in the soil accommodates itself to that… — Justus von Liebig Copy Share Image
“News flash, horses poop about fifty pounds of manure a day. That’s per horse. Of course cows poop about three times that,… — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
I think of my art materials not as junk but as garbage. Manure, actually: it goes from being the waste material of… — John Chamberlain Copy Share Image
Wilbur burst into tears. "I dont want to die," he moaned. "I want to stay alive, right here in my comfortable manure… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Man takes a great deal of pains to heap up riches, and they are but like heaps of manure in the furrows… — Matthew Henry Copy Share Image
The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and… — Robert Grosseteste Copy Share Image
The new wrinkle is that escalating advances in technology are nourishing the narcissistic ego the way chicken manure nourishes a rose bush,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I've always considered myself a physical person. I don't call myself a farm girl, but I did spend a lot of years… — Eleanor Mondale Copy Share Image
Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death...to observe skulls and skeletons and to wonder what… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
My lord, lawyers are a dangerous species of animals till ha'e any dependence upon--they are always starting punctilios and deeficulties among friends.… — Charles Macklin Copy Share Image
At school I was called Fred, which is my middle name. At that time, Fred was considered to be a bit of… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
The civilized nations--Greece, Rome, England--have been sustained by the primitive forests which anciently rotted where they stand. They survive as long as… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
[But] they can't kill music. God knows, they've tried. But music always wins. As long as there's kids coming up that have… — John Hiatt Copy Share Image
And as to you Death, and you bitter hug of mortality, it is idle to try to alarm me… And as to… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time; the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
“I asked the feedlot manager why they didn't just spray the liquefied manure on neighboring farms. The farmers don't want it, he… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world. — Luis Palau Copy Share Image
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? — George Erik Rupp Copy Share Image
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
What's a good metaphor for a Harvard student? A talking, gold-plated pile of manure, wearing a fleece. — David Fahrenthold Copy Share Image
Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it — J. R. D. Tata Copy Share Image
“Even manure can accomplish great things when placed into the right environment.” — Raymond C. Nolan Copy Share Image
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
What are we doing down here? We prepare the blossoms of tomorrow. We all manure future humanity. — Leo Errera Copy Share Image
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Who could deny that our Austria is richer than any other country? As the saying goes: "We have money like manure. — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. — Alan Kay Copy Share Image
A new dynasty is never founded without a struggle. Blood makes good manure. — Emile Zola Copy Share Image
“Knowledge, like money and muck (manure), serves us best when spread evenly.” — Stuart Aken Copy Share Image
“We say that the plow made civilization but for that matter, so did manure.” — Benjamin Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts. — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
No man should be allowed to be the President who does not understand hogs, or hasn't been around a manure pile. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
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