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Cologne Quote by Bill Maher

“A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!”

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