Bottles Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bottles Christmas Cologne My son Nice Son
My weed so strong I swear to god you would think it's cologne. I go anywhere in the world and just make it my… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
In Brazil, if you have a son, the first thing you give him is a football. That's the first gift - so my dad… — Diego Costa Copy Share Image
“He laughs, "I call that Eau de Vane. It's my signature fragrance" "Well, it smells like something died” — Shannon Messenger Copy Share Image
“I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills. — Fantasia Barrino Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you were hitting… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
The Brick House was one of the toughest joints I ever played in ... Guys would drink and fight one another like circle saws.… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
To meet Roosevelt with all his buoyant sparkle, his iridescence, was like opening a bottle of champagne. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The impulse to paint comes neither from observation nor from the soul (which is probably blind) but from an encounter: the encounter between painter… — John Berger Copy Share Image
The general public have a warped view of the speed at which an investigation proceeds. They like to imagine tense conversations going on behind… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking,… — Ginger Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no need to put your heart in a bottle, then you will die. - Ty from Stolen — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
