Funny Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Money
The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
~The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it. Anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for. ~yhannah03 — Yhannah03 Copy Share Image
I'm happy to buy something that was previously owned, as long as I can get it conveniently. — Julie Wainwright Copy Share Image
I'm not an impulse shopper. I will wait three days after I see something. Am I still thinking about it? Then I'll get it. — Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann Copy Share Image
People love fast. When you're fast people think you're smart, think your products are of higher quality, think your management is of higher quality,… — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
The longer you wait for something. The more you appreciate it when you get it. Because anything worth having is always worth the wait.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it, because you anything worth having is definitely worth waiting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If good things come to those who wait then I must have something ridiculously awesome coming!!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I'm a great believer in everything at the right time. Go on a crazy spree if it's the right time to do it but… — Lemar Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
