Bread Quote by Milton Berle

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just…

— Jackie Mason

Once a Jew always a Jew.

— Israel Zolli

My great grandfather was the last practicing Jew in my family. He died in 1982.

— David Berman

More than a hygienic method of disposing of the dead, cremation enabled lovers and comrades to be mingled together for eternity:

— Catharine Arnold

I died in Auschwitz, but no one knows it

— Charlotte Delbo

The Talmud tells a story about a great Rabbi who is dying, he has become a goses, but he cannot die because outside all…

— Jonathan Rosen

“Jewish food is a matter of text expressed on the table.”

— Michael W. Twitty

2 Jews walk in to a bar……………… not in my country

— Hunter Herndon

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

— George Carlin

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

— Miriam Margolyes

“Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven. —Jewish proverb Saturday,”

— Jane Healey

My whole life has a Jewish flavour.

— Patrick Marber