Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I know you ain't never milked a cow before.

— Justin Moore

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to…

— Sam Torode

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

— Lennart Meri

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

— Hussein Nishah

Is wondering exactly what the individual who discovered milk was initially doing with the cow..

— Anonymous

Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

— Lennart Meri

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze those dangly things here and then drink whatever comes out of…

— Ur Mom