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““Oftentimes, a truth is so big, so far beyond our understanding, that the only way we can grasp it is through a story. The creation of the whole universe is like that. How can our puny brains contain it?””

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“But the wasteland of Illinois had driven me to Scripture reading.”

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“Remember--Adam was only God’s rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.”

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“Hosea was the prophet whom God commanded to marry a prostitute.”

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“The problem with a lot of church people, Craw said, is that they're trying to be holier than Jesus.”

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“Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he’d sired half the congregation.”

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“Texas’s main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.”

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