Arses Quote by Dylan Moran

“You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead.”

— Dylan Moran

America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work…

— Dylan Moran

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty

— Dylan Moran

[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they…

— Dylan Moran

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you…

— Dylan Moran

If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.

— Dylan Moran

There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,…

— Dylan Moran

Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now

— Dylan Moran

I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised…

— Dylan Moran

Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is…

— Dylan Moran

The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after…

— Dylan Moran

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.

— Dylan Moran