I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera.… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
![“Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.” quote by Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/433/karl-pilkington-1541_attention_everywhere-we-walked-we-got-plenty-of-at_1390290.jpg)
