Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Farts are backstories” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not. — Mick Hucknall Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact. — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
