Fart Quote by Andy Samberg Download Open image “The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.” — Andy Samberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Jokes
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof. — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
My mom let me kind of run free and be rowdy. She encouraged it. I'm a youngest child. So I was spazzy and trying… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I've always looked up to Amy Poehler and, obviously, people like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Mel Brooks, and the 'Monty Python' guys. — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
When you're a comedian, and you show up on set to a job where you're not writing, and you get handed material that's as… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
It's cool to know that you're doing something that people of all ages can watch and enjoy, even though my bread and butter is… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
If anyone feels the way about Hot Rod that I felt about the comedies I liked growing up, I feel like it's a success.… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul will be consigned to eternal torment in the never-ending subterranean barbecue if you fail to follow the whacky edicts of one particular set of puckered dogwhistles or another. You may recall from the great movie Strange… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
So, you're worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us? — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
