Fart Quote by Channing Frye Download Open image “Everyone knows I love a good fart joke!” — Channing Frye ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Good I love Joke Love
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went… — Patience Copy Share Image
When you do something that's a labor of love, where you care about the customers' trust and putting a product that's A1 out there,… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
I purposely don't put my family on there, I don't put my kids on there. Because I think these days everybody wants to share… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
I like drinking wine. Since I travel a lot in the league, I like to sit down with my wife and have a meal… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
I was a great teammate and I love all my teammates, and then No. 2 is I'm a champion. So I don't care if… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, nobody can lie. You can't argue feelings. It's a matter of respect. If you say 'Hey, what you… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
I don't think you see very many losing teams working out in August with 10 people. — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
My dad was an old school guy, but my mom was very much like 'you feel what you need to feel.' — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
