Quote by Rihanna

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.

— Anonymous

A fart is a wish your butt make.

— Nikhil Saluja

I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

— Kate Winslet

I fart in your general direction.

— Graham Chapman

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.

— Bill Giles

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

The fart is coming from....inside your pants

— Nikhil Saluja

A fart in the face is love.

— James Kidd

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

— Summer Walker

I always just farted.

— Nikhil Saluja