Fart Quote by Kate Winslet Download Open image “I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.” — Kate Winslet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Real Real woman Woman
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that… — Ryan Hansen Copy Share Image
I'm often moved by the circumstances around some of my characters, but I don't think I've actually cried watching myself. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
It's not the cheating. It's the hunger...The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I would never accept a role that wasn't going to stretch me or challenge me in some way. I'd say Holy Smoke! probably did… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
What I've learned about acting is that it needs to be mysterious. If you overthink how a beat needs to be played, it can… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I kept on going and I overcame my fears and got over my insecurities. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I want to keep my health and my sanity and be well and feel happy. Plus, I want to have fun. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
It's often assumed that British actors read Shakespeare and sonnets as we're going to bed at night and we're all very familiar with it. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
The retouching is excessive. I do not look like that and more importantly, I don't desire to look like that, — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Of course I believe in marriage. Commitment to one other person in life is glorious. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
It makes me sound like a domestic freak, but I care very much about my kids' nutrition. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I've never done intensive psychotherapy or any of that stuff is that if there's anything in me that needs fixing,… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
