Fart Quote by Britney Spears Download Open image “I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.” — Britney Spears ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I don't allow anybody to change me. I still walk outta my house in rollers and I take walks. I do not care what… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I went to a psychoanalyst. He explained things about my love life that I found very impressive... almost scary. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Lady Gaga will dominate the charts next year. She let me listen to a couple of new songs, she is a legend. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one?... It's kind of like a joke… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really,… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
So, you're worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us? — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
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