Life Quote by Bill Giles Download Open image “I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.” — Bill Giles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Life
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Of all the people who have affected my life and influenced the choices I've made, none has been more important than my father. I… — Teddy Atlas Copy Share Image
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions. Life is plurality, death is uniformity. By suppressing differences and… — Octavio Paz Copy Share Image
Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
I value the experiences that come with life too much to sit by and not put my full effort into them. — Jim Miller Copy Share Image
Entertainment is a sacred pursuit when done well. When done well, it raises the quality of human life. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“I've spent much of my life calling my intuition "something wrong with me.” — Deanna L. Lawlis Copy Share Image
When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take… — Kym Marsh Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
