Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.......” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If there are 2 people in an elevator, and one farts, everyone knows who did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment. — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this. — Robert Bly Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
